Living Well is the Best Revenge

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"You were last seen walking through a field of pianos. No. A museum of mouths. In the kitchen of a..."

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 23:51:50 -0400

“You were last seen walking through a field of pianos. No. A museum of mouths. In the kitchen of a bustling restaurant, cracking eggs and releasing doves. No. Eating glow worms and waltzing past my bedroom. Last seen riding the subway, literally, straddling its metal back, clutching electrical cables as reins. You were wearing a dress made out of envelopes and stamps, this was how you travelled. I was the mannequin in the storefront window you could have sworn moved. The library card in the book you were reading until that dog trotted up and licked your face. The cookie with two fortunes. The one jamming herself through the paper shredder, afraid to talk to you. The beggar. Hat outstretched bumming for more minutes. The phone number on the bathroom stall with no agenda other than a good time. The good time is a picnic on water, or a movie theatre that only plays your childhood home videos and no one hushes when you talk through them. When you play my videos I throw milk duds at the screen during the scenes I watch myself letting you go — lost to the other side of an elevator — your face switching to someone else’s with the swish of a geisha’s fan. My father could have been a travelling salesman. I could have been born on any doorstep. There are 2,469,501 cities in this world, and a lot of doorsteps. Meet me on the boardwalk. I’ll be sure to wear my eyes. Do not forget your face. I could never.”

- “new york craigslist > personals > missed connections” (x)

compressedlungs: kev-n: xmjc: shivegan: jadedpunk: That...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 00:07:32 -0400

compressedlungs:

kev-n:

xmjc:

shivegan:

jadedpunk:

That dude from Sum 41 looks great these days, by the way.

Haha

No fucking way

whaaaaaaaaaaat

How

The nights I dream of you, my entire day is shaken. Day. Night. Week. Your presence snakes its way...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 12:57:28 -0400

The nights I dream of you, my entire day is shaken. Day. Night. Week. Your presence snakes its way through me….like a parasite.

You’ll never see my heart, but you can see the rest of me.

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Fri, 31 May 2013 23:59:31 -0400

ronnieraccoon: seriouslyamerica: New favorite meme: Old...

Wed, 29 May 2013 01:08:07 -0400

ronnieraccoon:

seriouslyamerica:

New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven

Oh god, thank you for posting this. Everywhere I look I see Boomer-controlled books, magazines, and other media claiming “MILENNIALS ARE TEH WORSEST GENERATION EVAR” simply to reassure the delusional egos of aging yuppies in utter denial that they fucked everything up and the 30-and-unders are the ones that have to deal with the consequences.

I could go on, but once again, I can just bring up George Carlin:

“The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: “Gimme that! It’s mine!” These people were given everything, everything was handed to them, and they took it all, sold it all; sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, and they stayed loaded for twenty years and had a free ride. But now they’re staring down the barrel of middle-age burnout, and they don’t like it.

They don’t like it, so they’ve become self-righteous, and they wanna make things hard for young people. They tell em abstain from sex, say no to drugs. As for rock ‘n’ roll, they sold that for television commercials a long time ago so they can buy pasta machines and StairMasters and soybean futures.

You know something? They’re cold, bloodless people. It’s in their slogans, it’s in their rhetoric: “No pain, no gain,” “Just do it,” “Life is short, play hard,” “Shit happens, deal with it,” “Get a life.” These people went from “Do your own thing” to “Just say no!” They went from “Love is all you need” to “Whoever winds up with the most toys, wins”, and they went from cocaine to Rogaine.

And you know something? They’re still counting grams, only now it’s fat grams. And the worst of it is we have to watch the commercials on TV for Levi’s loose-fitting jeans and fat-ass Docker pants because these degenerate, yuppie, Boomer cocksuckers couldn’t keep their hands off the croissants and the Häägen-Dasz and their big fat asses have spread all over and they have to wear fat-ass Docker pants. Fuck these Boomers, fuck these yuppies… and fuck everyone, now that I think of it.”

George Carlin – 1996

Hey everyone I'm cool now, I like Daylight! We can be friends now.

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:18:53 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 23:04:48 -0400

willin0ise: I love this gif and music video and song so much.

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:53:26 -0400

willin0ise:

I love this gif and music video and song so much.

blueeyedsoul321: XDDDD AHHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAA OMG ITS FUCKING...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:54:07 -0400

blueeyedsoul321:

XDDDD AHHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAA

OMG ITS FUCKING BRUCE WILLLIS XD

Peace out.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:37:23 -0400

Peace out.

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:04:54 -0400

tumblr.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:30:07 -0400

tumblr.

You know that I’m watching.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 17:04:39 -0400

You know that I’m watching.

birdwithapeopleface: malformalady: Opalized wood. Petrified...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:37:57 -0400

birdwithapeopleface:

malformalady:

Opalized wood. Petrified wood is basically fossilized wood that has had it’s organic matter replaced by a mineral such as agate, bit by bit, as it decomposes. The wood structure is maintained, but the wood fibers are slowly changed into stone. Sometimes a jasper, quartz, pyrite or even opal(shown above) can be found fossilized in wood.

No **creys**

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Sun, 31 Mar 2013 02:57:58 -0400

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Sun, 31 Mar 2013 02:57:53 -0400

The Black House is a building that formerly stood at 6114...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 02:57:48 -0400

The Black House is a building that formerly stood at 6114 California St. in San Francisco, California, in the United States. The house was used by Anton LaVey as the headquarters of his Church of Satan from 1966 until his death in 1997. LaVey conducted Satanic seminars and rituals at the house; one of the most notorious such rituals was the Satanic baptism of his daughter Zeena Schreck in 1967, punctuated by LaVey speaking the words “Hail Satan!” over the nude body of a female acting as the ‘Satanic Altar’.

creepy…..

I’m off tomorrow but I still have to go into work to place an order and wait for a fucking...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 02:49:30 -0400

I’m off tomorrow but I still have to go into work to place an order and wait for a fucking phone call. all I want to do in the world is sleeeeeeeeeep foreverrrrrrr and cuddle with my bear under my new duvet and watch the office.

I’ve driven over 1,400 miles in the last week!